I've become somewhat convinced that if ever I were to end up in purgatory for perpetuity, my personal hell would probably be one where I'm chained to a bed and forced to have sex with horny nymphos till my dick falls off; then come the morning I grow a new penis and the whole hell starts all over again.
Such is probably the karmic retribution for my life of debauchery.
But I have to confess: I am addicted to sex. I suppose in the bigger scheme of things, it's probably a lot better than being addicted to, say, crack cocaine.
And if you're wondering where the hell I've been, I've actually been a good boy lately trying to get the new business up to speed in a new territory, and now that it's up, I'm back to my little lusty games again.
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I need a new PA. I had the last one for just 3 months, and while she was a lot of fun to be with (not just in bed, but as in her personality), I find her lack of grammatical sense somewhat daunting, and why have an assistant only to end up having to edit all her work all over again?
So much as I enjoyed having Tikky for company (you gotta love Thai names), it has come to a point where I really have to find someone who can be of genuine help at work.
I'm based out of Bangkok these days, and a fair bit of travelling involved, so my PA's really got to take my travelling schedule. There's a lot of paperwork, and I mean really, A LOT, and probably end up having to work long hours too, but then again, these days, that's become a bit of a norm, isn't it?
This time, I'd love to have a nice European girl for a PA. Brunette or blonde, it doesn't matter, but European, who's able to speak and write good English...and come to work in stiletto heels, short skirts, cotton blouses and have that typical porn-actress look that makes me wonder what she's wearing under it all every day. That way, I'd really have every motivation to want to go to work everyday, and relish every little moment taking in her scent, thinking of what she'd look like naked...
...and undress her to enjoy every inch of her gorgeous body.
Right, okay. If I went down that route, I'd probably never get any work done, in reality.
But I'd so love to have a PA like that...and the thing is part of the job these days involves jetting off to some other city in Shanghai or Hong Kong, or Singapore; or heading out to some exotic golf/diving destination...for real.
Any takers? Applications are open. :)
